Saturday, November 27, 2010

My Sisters Toffee

Winter is here so that means turkey, turkey coma, hot scalding cocoa and my moms divine toffee.
However that alone has proven to be problematic, a little over a year ago we replaced our oven, the old one had an electric coil stove top, our new one is a glass top and doesn't produce enough heat needed to make it, thank god for neighbors since we will be allowed to use someones kitchen to make it.

the genius behind the recipe is my sister Rian. she contributed it to a LDS ward cookbook

WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS
TOFFEE
  • 1 lb. butter
  • 2 c. sugar
  • 2 tsp. vanilla
  • ½ c. water
  • Hershey's candy bars
  • Almonds
  • Candy thermometer

    Finley chop almonds and set aside, Grate the Hersey's bars and set aside. On a jelly-roll pan, Spread an even layer of grated chocolate, leaving most of it for later. In a large heavy pot combine butter, sugar, vanilla and water. bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Continue to boil and stir until the candy thermometer reaches the hard crack stage (300ºF - 310ºF). Immediately pour over on the jelly-roll pan. Gently spread to edges with spatula. sprinkle with the rest of the chocolate. Make it a thick layer. Top with as much almonds as you want. Allow to cool completely. Break into bite-size pieces and enjoy. Store in airtight container at room temperature.

    Note that the chocolate and almonds are purely optional, you can also top it with just chocolate or white chocolate. Feel free to top the toffee with whatever you wish.

    Saturday, November 20, 2010

    Week 11 Pics

    Lots of games going on in the morning, so lets get through the pics

    Buffalo Bills @ Cincinnati Bengals
    I picked the bills to save them selves from total embarrassment last week and they did, there facing another bad team in the Bengals so they might make it two...
    >Bills 27 - Bengals 20

    Detroit Lions @ Dallas Cowboys
    Dallas finally had a good game right after the coaching change, although they are beyond wildcard contention they can use this season to evaluate there boy.
    Lions 10 - Cowboys 30<

    Washington Redskins @ Tennessee Titans
    The skins really could use a W after that savage beat-down against Philly, the Titans should vent there frustration here.
    >Redskins 22 - Titans 17

    Arizona Cardinals @ Kansas City Chiefs
    Stats show KC with the handy advantage, I have no reason to disagree.
    Cardinals 12 - Chiefs 20

    Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay Packers
    some of the stats show them at a tie, but the actual results say otherwise. Minnesota should seriously consider benching Favre.
    Vikings 6 - Packers 13<

    Houston Texans @ New York Jets
    In previous NFL seasons you usually have a team that's guaranteed to go to the playoffs at this point, not this season, the jets just one of many teams who are contenders in there division.
    Texans 9 - NY Jets 23<

    Oakland Raiders @ Pittsburgh Steelers
    UPSET ALERT!
    these two have only faced each other twice since 01, this game makes it 3.
    in all three of there meetings including this Sunday, Oakland was the underdog...
    and won!
    >Raiders 20 - Steelers 14

    Baltimore Ravens @ Carolina Panthers
    Carolina is suffering on all fronts, there not gonna last in this outing.
    >Ravens 30+ - Panthers 9

    Cleveland Browns @ Jacksonville Jaguars
    the Jags have won more games at there home field than the browns have, a sad stat.
    Browns 7 - Jaguars 21<

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ San Fransisco 49ers
    San Fran is the slim favorite here, a loss for the 49ers here would end there season out right.
    >Bucks 21 - 49ers 9

    Seattle Seahawks @ New Orleans Saints
    LEAD PIPE LOCK
    Lot of analysts favor my Saints in this one, i have no reason to doubt em
    Seahawks 14 - Saints 28<<<

    Atlanta Falcons @ St. Louis Rams
    Falcons among the many 1st place teams in the NFL, game is a sure W for em.
    >Falcons 27 - Rams 6

    Indianapolis Colts @ New England Patriots
    OK, hear me out on this one, I have a theory that Bill Belichick's hoodies are magical - HEAR ME OUT!
    I thought it up back in 08 when the pats finished the regular season 11-5, the theory is:
    Belichick wearing a hoodie = more likely to win.
    Belichick NOT wearing a hoodie = Less likely to win.
    so with that in mind I present two outcomes depending on what Billy wears:
    w/ hoodie; Colts 13 - Patriots 18<
    w/o hoodie; >Colts 17 - Patriots 16

    New York Giants @ Philadelphia Eagles
    Vick is probably still on an adrenalin high after the savage beatdown against the skins.
    NY Giants 14 - Eagles 24<

    there you have it, my monday night pick will be before kickoff monday on my twitter feed.

    later.

    Friday, November 5, 2010

    Insomnia, My best friend

    for a few years I had to rely on sleep aids like melatonin to get some sleep, for the last year I appear to be immune to natural sleep aids, Not even the OTC drug Altril did anything and I took that last night, didn't sleep since taking it.
    It is quite possible that I have developed an immunity to natural sleep aids...

    POLITICS

    america is not paying any attention to the issues as far as politics, there is now a majority in the house that favors the Neo Conservatives while the senate has a now slim democratic majority.

    forecast: more national debt

    I would say that the neo-con's will realize what there doing after they succeed in half there agenda but my dad everyday reminds me just how stubborn neo-cons are (he IS one of them after all).
    it also doesn't help that President Obama lost his spine after taking office, now he is left with only one testicle from what I am seeing on TV; willing to compromise with a partisan group that doesn't negotiate... one thing that does help some is the tea party cons who are now in the house and senate is that they speak before they think, they say they have a plan when they haven't made a draft or a single legislative piece.

    but boner man boener... if you saw him last tuesday night... hands down THE Best acting from a politician I have ever seen. ^_^

    SPORTS

    Chris Berman has his 2 minuet drill, this is mine

    HERES THE BACON!

    Week 9 begins the frigid portion of the regular season in the NFL, and as we all know autumn is also known as fall, cause leaves fall from trees, this year its more than just leaves falling:
    Snow
    Rain
    Post-season hopes
    Cowboys ticket sales (too soon?)
    and most importantly the temperature.

    people hate the cold, even players (who aren't with green bay), the ball gets stiff and the moisture makes the ball slick.... I just realized a wrote a dirty joke there.
    sexual cliché's aside, you know what I mean, the cold weather will effect gameplay the rest of the season, cold weather also brings moisture which kills cleat to turf traction, add that with the new hard tackle rules and you got yourself a possible bloodbath.

    ---Bears @ Bills---
    the windy city has an easy W in there sights.
    >Bears 56
    - Bills 9

    ---Bucks @ Falcons---
    both teams are at 5-2, I'm predicting a close one.
    - Bucks 7
    >Falcons 10

    ---Pats @ Browns---
    I question the browns roster and eternal legitimacy.
    >Pats 30
    - Browns 3

    ---Jets @ Lions---
    !!!UPSET ALERT!!! I'm calling for a surprise turnaround by detroit
    - Jets 17
    >Lions 20

    ---Saints @ Panthers---
    the panthers lost to my saints last time, they will lose again.
    >Saints 20
    - Panthers 14

    ---Cards @ Vikings---
    the ageless one still has ammo in the magazine
    - Cards 14
    >Vikings 17

    ---Dolphins @ Ravens---
    Miami has an addiction to the wildcat formation that will doom them one day
    - Dolphins 10
    >Ravens 14

    LEAD PIPE LOCK
    ---Chargers @ Texans---
    I have a friend whose a chargers fan, his parents are getting divorced, this one is for him.
    >Chargers 17
    - Texans 10

    ---Giants @ Seahawks---
    I have Seattle taking this at home in OT
    - Giants 13
    >Seahawks 19

    ---Chiefs @ Raiders---
    Raiders have surprised us this season, expect another!
    - Chiefs 17
    >Raiders 30

    ---Colts @ Eagles---
    Colts are doing well, I may have em as a superbowl pic in another post later on
    >Colts 33
    - Eagles 27

    ---Cowboys @ Packers---
    yeah...
    - Cowboys 0
    >Packers 50+

    ---Steelers @ Bengals---
    The steel curtain is showing some rips and tears
    - Steelers 13
    > Bengals 20

    now to see how many I get right

    also I got my eyes on 3 TCU vs. 5 Utah tomorrow

    ---TCU @ Utah---
    there is a lot of buzz by fans and a hand full of media on this game and rightfully so, two top 5 BCS ranked teams from a non-BCS conference going head to head tomorrow at 3:30 pm ET (1:30 pm MT).
    Sports analysts at ESPN are hating on utah for there Weak Defense without mentioning the defensive play of many teams that both Utah and TCU have gone up against, only a couple teams for each of them have gone toe to toe score wise, this is bound to be one of them.
    I'll be grilling in the back yard while this is in play,
    - TCU 20
    >Utah 23

    while that is being played I'm gonna try some new grilling tricks and share my experience in the next post.

    See Ya

    Tuesday, November 2, 2010

    Reviving my blog

    instead of focusing on a single topic im making it a multi-topic blog,

    I shall cover:
    Sports
    Airsoft
    Food
    Fashion
    Politics
    Bacon
    etc.

    and not in that exact order mind you.